Joe Vitale

Nerissa filmed me for 5 minutes last night explaining the new bonus you will get today when you invest in the hefty package called Hypnotic Selling Secrets.

You can see it at —http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/adsense.o/10386

You’ll see why I’m offering a 14-pound package– now with a payment plan and more bonuses than I can list here — because of my 80 pound weight loss and some embarrassing pictures.

You might say that my loss is your gain.

What you get is off the charts in scope.

Not only is it a complete course in marketing — as well as Hypnotic Writing and Hypnotic Selling — but you also get my complete DVD set on reprogramming your mind with my famous Attractor Factor Blueprint.

Plus you will now get a breakthrough program that allows you to turn any video into a non-stop profit machine.

This has *never* been done before. It will make history – and you’ll be one of the first in the world to use it.

What the software does is allow you to put Google AdSense above any video you play and any banner along the right of it.

This is a historic moment.

The program that turns any video into an AdSense money-maker hasn’t been released yet. The only way to get even a trial version of it is to invest in my Hypnotic Selling Secrets course today.

It’s all explained by me over at —

http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/adsense.o/10386

It’ll take 5 minutes…and *will* change your life.

Go see.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS – If you already ordered Hypnotic Selling Secrets this week, have no fear. You will get all the bonuses I’ve added, as well as the bonus software described at –http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/adsense.o/10386 It will only take 5 minutes to go watch it. You know you want to.

My assistant, Suzanne, found this incredible site. It’s just too much fun. This, too, is the kind of site that will go viral and sweep the net.

Turn on your speakers and click here:

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=8257370

I love the Internet.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS – I’m laughing so hard I can’t think of a PS to add.

Pat O’Bryan may soon become a Pope.

Pat’s fans have turned him into a cult leader, all in fun of course.

Brace yourself for the laughs at http://www.thecultofpat.com

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS – Pat had no idea the site was created in homage to him. He also doesn’t know I posted the link here. Tip: This is how viral marketing really begins. You don’t do it for the sale; you do it for the laughs. If you do it right, the laughs can lead to sales.

I just learned that Woman’s Day magazine featured my latest book and a few excerpts from it in their May ’06 issue, on the stands right now.

I had to tell somebody.

Ao Akua,

Joe

www.mrfire.com

PS – My latest book is Life’s Missing Instruction Manual. It’s in all book stores and of course at www.amazon.com

Forty years ago the bearded man on the right of me in the picture shot me in the back as I walked home from school.

He used a BB gun, but it still hurt.

I haven’t seen him in thirty years.

Whenever I think of him, I gringe.

When we flew up to Ohio for my nephew’s wedding, I had no idea I would run into this man at the wedding reception.

When he walked up to me and smiled, I felt terror go up my spine.

Suddenly I was a teenager again, and afraid of the man who bullied me when I was so young.

The man is old now. He seemed gentle. I decided to talk to him. After having a few drinks – note the cup in my hand – I decided to confront my nemesis.

We talked for quite a while. He’s been through hard times. He lost his brother, who had been my best friend in high school. And he lost his mother. Today he’s on disability due to a back accident.

After a lot of sharing, I finally decided to erase the past and confront my fears.

I asked this man, “Why did you shoot me with a BB gun when I was a kid?”

He rubbed his face, looked down, and softly said, “I shot a lot of kids back then.”

He added, “They were all armed, though. I never shot anyone who didn’t have a BB gun, too. I don’t remember shooting you unless you had a gun, too.”

I remembered not being armed as a kid.

And then he said, “The kid who was really bad at hurting others was Jimmy Dant.”

Suddenly the dark memory came rushing back to me.

The man I was talking to wasn’t the bad guy at all. It was Jimmy Dant*, who I later learned died a few years ago.

My memory was all wrong.

I was mad at a guy — mad for forty years — who hadn’t done a thing to me.

I wonder how many of us are spending time blaming someone when that someone never even did anything to us.

I’m shocked that my memory could be so off.

I’m pleased that the man who I thought shot me wasn’t a bad guy at all.

In fact, he never was.

Ao Akua,

Joe www.mrfire.com

PS – Note how you always read the PS ?

* “Jimmy Dant” is not the real name of the man who shot me. I am releasing the past and letting everyone be innocent again.