The Alien Guitar

Yes, I own the world’s only Alien Guitar. I attracted it via Ireland and outer space. I don’t know how to describe it. But I’ve been letting some people see it. Mathew Dixon got to meet it yesterday. His expression was priceless. Watch it by clicking on the below image:

Mathew wasn’t the only person to meet the Alien Guitar.  Recently Sarah Marie dropped by and was also introduced to it.  I’ll tell you about that, if you’re interested, soon.

Ao Akua,

Joe

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16 Comments

  1. Oh yes, tell me more!!! 😀

  2. Oh yes, tell me more!!! 😀

  3. January 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    Oh for pete’s sake, just show the damn thing.

  4. January 11, 2010 at 3:01 am

    Oh yes, tell me more!!!

  5. January 11, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    Ha ha .. you just wait till I reveal my 40,000yr old guitar to the world. (coming soon) Yes you read that right . Nice one Joe. I cant wait to see the alien guitar.

  6. October-Reply
    January 12, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    What a tease, lol!!!!!! I am certainly interested in this getting out…can it possibly be as big a deal as this is making it?!?!?

  7. January 15, 2010 at 9:26 am

    Masterful elicitation of a light hypnotic, expectant trance! Well-done Joe! I hope that Mathew’s pitch landed nicely in the open minds watching!

  8. January 15, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Ireland – Now this has got me? since I am born & rared Irish and a big fan of all sorts of Irish rock, and Irish other music sectors from many eras.

    Ireland – not sure about Aliens – but alot of us Irish are certainly “in outter space” – too much Guinness Stout over the years!

    An Roisin Dubh – The Black Rose.. Ireland Eire – My country
    (before I moved to Thailand 4+ years ago 🙂 )

    Alien Guitar?

    Alien Key? No I play bass guitar badly only in the Key of Yale though Key of Chubb I can just about fake & stay in tune…. 😉 haha sorry could not resist that famous Cavern Club live on stage someone Cilla Black as a teen pre-star days guested a song in Cavern Club in Liverpool.. McCartney asked a cluess young Cilla Black – “What Key you sing in?”
    John Lennon saving her on stage winked at fellow Beatles, and said “How about the Key of Yale, that will do us fine!” and he blasted into song.

    My guess is it is not the guitar beaten old magical Fender Strat of Irelands Late Great Rory Gallagher Blues rocker. That Start of Rory Gallagher would make headlines…

    NO WAY IS IT…. it ain’t Irelands best rock star ever & my own hero the Late Great Philip Lynott of Thin Lizzy’s Guitar – well Phil playerd Bass mostly a Fender Percission Bass or a Customized Bass both with a mirror on pick guard so he could flash the spot light back on crowd to see the beautiful “cailini” in the crowd –

    Anyway Joe you cannot have Ireland Own Much Loved & Missed Rock Start Thin Lizzys Phil Lynotts Bass guitar because That is My Nevellivized Intention! LOL! 😉

    Lets see what appears….
    hey its the Fedex outside my house here in Thailand, unexpected delivery, I got to go… must be Phil Lynotts Bass Guitar arriving…
    Someday Soon!

    Attractor Factor Folks/ U2 Learn to Nevillelize Goals yes you can by a brilliant “must have” book by oe Vitale book by it you get your dreams by leaning Nevillelize and much more Attract Your Dreams, now I have had hope on many a dark day yes you can too you by Joes Attractor Factor book. 🙂

    God Bless
    Gerry Nolan
    nlpalized there… 😉

  9. Jonathan-Reply
    February 5, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    For sure, it will be some groan-inducing pop culture reference or the like.

    On another note, how many pints did you have before writing that, Gerry? lol

  10. February 8, 2010 at 2:15 am

    Such a tease, haha… Great cliffhanger! Time to get Leno & Letterman in on it, yeah?

  11. February 15, 2010 at 3:22 am

    Yip i always thought that Bono was a space cadet!
    HEY JOE youve really got us on EDGE with this one(get the double pun??)

  12. Wendy-Reply
    March 13, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    Is it by any chance made by DMG custom guitars…great alien ones on their website…lol
    Joe I adore you in a totally platonic way (of course) but wondered why you seem to like Amazon gift vouchers being sent to you??
    Is it the same reason that I like 50 pound notes being sent to me?? cough cough hint hint……lol
    (All donations gratefully received via paypal…:-))
    All the very best to you Joe and thank you for being there when I was introduced to The Secret

  13. Jeffrey-Reply
    September 15, 2011 at 6:47 am

    Mr Fire or Mr. Hype?
    Not quite sure how to take Joe-
    Is he for real and genuine or an opportunist? Maybe just a little bit of both? Perhaps the PT Barnum books have rubbed off on him.

    Can’t help but to wonder if all the stuff he puts out there is as much value to others as it is to his own pocket book…

    I have personally bought a lot of his stuff over the years and am still feeling like I am much like Jack in the Beanstalk that hasn’t found his treasure yet, and has been spending all his resources on useless beans…

    Something about the belief of “What If…” seems to keep me buying…

    • September 15, 2011 at 10:37 am

      Perhaps you might try using one of the magic beans and seeing what occurs…

      • Jeffrey-Reply
        September 16, 2011 at 11:09 am

        have planted several of them but they don’t seem to sprout-
        must be my soil?

  14. Rozell-Reply
    February 24, 2012 at 7:26 am

    I just saw the video of joe showing the alien guitar and now I want to see it also. I am beyond highly interested now about seing it.

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