“Where’s my five million dollars?”

“Did you lose five million dollars?”

“No, I’ve been trying to attract it.”

“Where do you think it is?”

“It isn’t here so it must be with you and all the other rich people.”

“What are you doing to attract the money?”

“I’m visualizing it like you and others teach.”

“That’s a nice start. But what are you doing to attract it?”

“I just want to attract it.”

“But how do you expect it to come to you if you don’t actually do something to attract it?”

“I figured it would just show up at my door but so far, nothing!”

“What does it mean that you haven’t attracted that five million dollars yet?”

“It means all of this Law of Attraction stuff is BS!”

“Ah! There it is!”

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“There WHAT is?”

“You said ‘It means all of this Law of Attraction stuff is BS’ which is the belief that attracted your not attracting it.”

“Give me a break!”

“You get what you believe. As I keep saying, the meaning you give an event is the belief that attracted it. You admit that you believe this Law of Attraction stuff is BS, so you attracted a reality to prove your belief.”

“But you’re saying if I believed it, I’d attract it!”

“Exactly.”

“But that isn’t true!”

“It isn’t a true belief for you, so it isn’t a true reality for you.”

“You’re making my head swim!”

“I don’t mean to. I understand, though. I used to think like you.”

“How did you change your thinking?”

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“By starting with the small stuff to build my muscle of belief. I looked at my life and realized I was creating lack, so I figured I must be a good creator of my own reality but just needed to aim higher.”

“That’s it?”

“It’s easier said than done but you can start today.”

“How?”

“Maybe read my book on the subject — relax, it’s free — called Attract Money Now.”

“That’ll bring me five million dollars?”

“You’ll meet it part way. You still have to take action, act on your intuition and the opportunities you see, and take it one step at a time, but where will you be if you keep doing what you’ve been doing?”

“Complaining, I guess.”

“And what will that get you?”

“More to complain about?”

“See? You’re already learning.”

Ao Akua,

Joe

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21 Comments

  1. olwen anderson-Reply
    June 21, 2014 at 3:25 pm

    LOL! Loved the second line, asking if the 5m had got lost somewhere! Really made me laugh… Thank you Joe!

  2. Bradley brewer-Reply
    June 21, 2014 at 4:24 pm

    Please guide me

    • June 21, 2014 at 7:20 pm

      I am learning now, the more I believe I see the results. Iam so loving the journey. A magnificent ripple is occurring. I have 3 beautiful daughters and they are following the learnings I have been associated with. Them, their friends, my friends….
      I am blessed to have associated myself with the’Secret’ and it took time but the time was worth it. Thank you,for your contribution.

  3. Idham-Reply
    June 21, 2014 at 7:28 pm

    My gosh, I had been visualizing and feeling as if I have $5 million almost 24 hours a day for the past 1 week and suddenly Joe’s article about attracting $5 million showed up in my Facebook page!

    I do admit that I had my moments of doubt but then when Joe’s post about specifically attracting $5 million showed, this clearly shows that LOA does work! Thanks Joe for this article. Now my faith has been strengthened that in the not too distance future, I WILL GET my 5 million by whatever way God destines. If it is via some work that I have to do to get the 5 million, I am sure the eork will be enjoyable and not a chore.

    Thanks Joe!

    • June 27, 2014 at 4:18 pm

      Idham, I read somewhere not to use the words “I will” because it pushes the dream further away. Instead use words like I am, I have.

      Indeed words words have a lot of power in them

      • Idham-Reply
        July 9, 2014 at 6:31 am

        Thanks a lot Maisa for the tip! Will do as suggested. Idham from Singapore.

  4. swapnil nakhale-Reply
    June 21, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    want to attract money for my medical education any help ?

  5. swati-Reply
    June 22, 2014 at 12:02 am

    Yes, definitely, I want to attract it.

  6. Punam Sood-Reply
    June 22, 2014 at 7:54 am

    I desperatly want to attract 500,000 dollars very soon.

    • June 22, 2014 at 11:23 am

      Just a thought: is it possible that your desperation is pushing the money away?

      I only ask, because I find I have the same problem from time to time.

  7. Jeff-Reply
    June 22, 2014 at 11:18 am

    Please

  8. June 23, 2014 at 5:59 am

    Hey Joe,

    That sounds like conversations I have with my friends…. they think I have lost the plot…

    … but I’ll show them!

    Abundance is in the making and I just know its on its way!

    Llwyddiant!

    Joe

  9. mahesh. sholapure-Reply
    June 26, 2014 at 9:49 am

    Yes. I want it desperately. Sir

  10. Vanessa-Reply
    July 2, 2014 at 6:18 am

    Joe i have been trying so many ways to attract money as that is the core to everything we need to start off with, but seens the worst to achive… I don’t know what is the problem or is it mabe the wrong way of my wordings to attract???? Please give me some advice

  11. Vanessa-Reply
    July 2, 2014 at 6:33 am

    What you have attracted Joe is very inspiring, we need the right training to reach that goal too

  12. Vanessa-Reply
    July 2, 2014 at 6:35 am

    I would do anything to attract $5 000 000 for all our great needs too

  13. July 3, 2014 at 4:10 pm

    Wow another great post, by my hero Joe Vitale i just finished reading your latest book The remembering process i love it.

  14. July 19, 2014 at 2:12 pm

    Joe this is another superb post. Thank You thank you//already learning

  15. LENA-Reply
    July 28, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I ATTRACT 200.000 EURO AND FEEL RELEASED WITH OUR LOANS.MY CHILDREN, MY HUSBAND AND I WORTH IT SO MUCH.THANKS FOR YOUR SITE.IT’S SO HELPFULL.GOODMORNING

  16. greg-Reply
    July 28, 2014 at 5:43 am

    Joe, your the BEST—-Continued SUCCESS

  17. M.Thakur-Reply
    August 4, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    Yes Joe, This is the amount I have in my mind to manifest. I have been your client for the last few years and have been buying your products on regular basis. Please give me the exact formula to acquire this amount of money.

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