Joe Vitale

The new members-only monthly DVD I’ve been promising to tell you about went live three minutes ago.

You can learn how to drop weight and get fit AS you learn the inner secrets of marketing by following me once a month on a special members only DVD.

It’s all explained at www.MrFireMeltdown.com

This is the biggest and boldest thing I’ve ever done…and you can be one of only 500 people to watch and learn from every step of this new adventure.

I’m nervous and excited about this, but what can I do now? The site is live.

There’s no turning back now.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS – This is marketing with muscle.

I’m going to tell you my ultimate writing secret.

I’ve never revealed it before.

I’m willing to bet no writer alive or dead ever used this method.

Shakespeare didn’t do it.

Hemingway didn’t do it.

Your favorite novelist or copywriter doesn’t do it.

But I do.

And it’s the main reason my books, sales letters, articles, emails, websites and even blog posts seem to keep people riveted to my words.

It’s not the words…but what I am doing as I write the words.

It’s one of the reasons my books become #1 bestsellers and my sales letters melt down the walls of resistance in people and break all known profit records.

So here’s my ultimate writing secret:

As I am writing anything — including this very blog entry — I am silently chanting three magic phrases in my mind.

I am not writing the magic phrases. You won’t find them in this post. But I am saying them, silently, in the back of my mind, as I write these words to you.

If you’d like to know what the three magic phrases are, take a moment and poke your head in the door over at www.milagroresearchinstitute.com/iloveyou.htm

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS — I silently chanted the three magic phrases as I wrote this post and I am saying them in my mind right now as I write this PS. Can you guess what the three lines are? If so, or if not, go see www.milagroresearchinstitute.com/iloveyou.htm

People are always asking me “What’s the best way to write a sales letter?” or “How can I draft my website sales copy so it actually makes sales?”

Well, there are at least three things you can do:

1. Hire me or some other copywriter to do it for you. See my rates at www.mrfire.com (I’m not available till 2007, though.)

2. Use my software at www.HypnoticWritingWizard.com (You’ll love it. Works on PC’s only, though.)

3. Study the letter at http://www.clickhereyouidiot.com/

Thus ends the lesson for today.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS — My fitness-marketing monthly DVD is almost ready to be announced. Stay tuned…

In case you missed the David Letterman show on television last night, actress Lindsay Lohan was on and she talked about me.

She was there to plug some movie she’s in — A prairie Home Companion directed by Robert Altman, I think (I wasn’t really listening) — and along the way Letterman tried to find out who she has been dating recently.

Fortunately, she wouldn’t say.

Thank you, Lindsay.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS — According to a biorhytm chart on the net http://www.facade.com/biorhythm/, I am very compatible with Lindsay. It says:

See, Lindsay? What did I tell you?

I just learned that the great Heavyweight boxing champion Floyd Patterson died. http://www.recordonline.com/archive/2006/05/12/sports-pattersontrib-05-12.html

I met Floyd more than thirty-five years ago, when I was an idolizing kid and he was a world famous but aging boxer.

I wrote about the experience in my book, Life’s Missing Instruction Manual www.lifesmissingmanual.com

Floyd gave nobility to a brutal sport. One writer said, “Patterson’s best teaching tool was simply being himself, a kind-hearted, generous gentleman who carried himself well in public, signing autographs, speaking at community centers, visiting local seniors and bringing holy communion to the housebound.”

I no longer care about boxing, and haven’t in decades, but I’ll never forget the kindness of the great Floyd Patterson.

He was one of my early heroes.

I miss him.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS – Today is my father’s birthday. He took me to see Floyd when I was a kid. Thank you again for that, Dad.