ChatGPT

1
Jun

AI Fun

AI generated this –

Not bad.

Speed is what most impresses me with AI.

I give a prompt and before I can refill my coffee mug, it shows me a result.

But what I’m not impressed with is the inaccuracy, stupidity, and mediocrity it also creates.

I waste a lot of time telling it to revise, correct, and improve it’s dumb mistakes.

And very often, along the way, it just shuts down or “loses connection” and quits.

Still, it’s fun to explore and create with AI.

But always remember AI stands for ARTIFICIAL Intelligence.

Don’t think it’s thinking.

Ao Akua,

Dr Joe

 

1
Mar

Why French Bulldogs Smirk at Chuck Norris Jokes

I asked ChatGPT to write this month’s blog post.

Here are 20 one-liners about French Bulldogs in the style of Chuck Norris jokes:

  1. French Bulldogs don’t bark—other dogs just instinctively apologize.
  2. When a French Bulldog gives you the look, even your WiFi signal gets stronger.
  3. A French Bulldog once stared at a treat for so long, it developed self-doubt.
  4. French Bulldogs don’t walk; they glide on a cushion of pure confidence.
  5. When a French Bulldog snores, tectonic plates shift.
  6. The Eiffel Tower wasn’t built—it was fetched by a French Bulldog.
  7. French Bulldogs don’t beg for food; they merely remind you of your responsibilities.
  8. A French Bulldog once refused to move, and the world adjusted accordingly.
  9. When a French Bulldog sits on your lap, congratulations—you no longer own your legs.
  10. A French Bulldog’s wrinkles hold ancient secrets mankind isn’t ready for.
  11. The only reason gravity exists is to keep French Bulldogs from floating off in smugness.
  12. A French Bulldog once won a staring contest against a statue… and the statue blinked.
  13. French Bulldogs don’t need leashes; they allow you to feel useful by holding one.
  14. A French Bulldog’s snore is the white noise the universe was built upon.
  15. French Bulldogs don’t shed; their fur just politely relocates itself to your clothes.
  16. When a French Bulldog naps, time pauses out of respect.
  17. French Bulldogs don’t chase their tails—they simply contemplate them philosophically.
  18. If a French Bulldog refuses to move, it’s now a permanent fixture in your home.
  19. The Mona Lisa’s real smile? She just saw a French Bulldog waddle by.
  20. A French Bulldog doesn’t drool—it blesses the world with liquid charm.

Expect Miracles.

Ao Akua,

Dr Joe Vitale

1
Jun

Seneca Meets Epicurus

As you know – if you’ve been following this blog – I’ve been testing ChatGPT. I’m not overly impressed yet but it did help me create a cool e-book that I put on Amazon.

Basically I had the AI program write a dialogue between Seneca and Epicurus, two philosophers who never met in real life, in response to my sincere questions.

I thought the results were impressive. They were surprising, in-depth, useful, and seemed authentic.

You can find the e-book on Amazon at https://www.amazon.com/Pursuit-Tranquility-Secret-Dialogues-Epicurus-ebook/dp/B0C41253F8/

Enjoy.

Ao Akua,

Joe

PS – I wrote this blog post, not AI.